carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

musik-box:

This is 100% what everyone does in their room when they are alone, and this girl filmed it. Bravo.

this is my favorite video in all of human history

#I sincerely hope they show this video in history classes three generations from now   #I want this to be humanity's legacy   #this video right here   #funnies   

harrowtwins:

Boardwalk Empire | color meme → Maybelle White + vibrant (requested by goatsandgangsters)

#mmaaayyybeeelllleeeeeeee   #so much loveeeee   #maybelle white   #Boardwalk Empire   

SCREENCAP MEME → Boardwalk Empire

[5/12] Scenerygasm
#Boardwalk Empire   

I don’t like her ma’am,

I love her

#ugggggghh OTP OTP OTP   #jenny flint   #madame vastra   #vastra x jenny   #Doctor Who   #deep breath   

I forgot that annoying part of college where you have to put on clothes to go get food

#I'm so hungry   #but I've been sitting here on tumblr for an hour   #because I don't want to get dressed   #((but Emeline! you say))   #((this is college! EVERYONE walks around in sweatpants and their pajamas!))   #((and I tell you NOT HERE THEY DON'T))   #((everybody looks like they stepped off the pages of a fashion magazine))   #((including those pages of runway stuff where you don't think people really wear that))   #((but lemme tell you. here they do.))   

One time, we got a big prosciutto ham that was sent to my mother by a cousin in Lecara Friddi. We got all excited because it was the first package that ever come from home. My old man got out a hammer and opened up the crate, and there was a beautiful ham all wrapped up in burlap. We was ready to attack it right then, but mother said no, a prosciutto ham has to be hung up for a while so that the air could get at it and it wouldn’t be too soft.

The next day, a guy named Moliari knocked at our door after dinner. It was Tuesday, and he came to collect his dollar. He was a moneylender, the fat bastard, and he specialized in Sicilians. I think my old man had borrowed some money to buy a new bed for my sisters and he was about three or four weeks behind in payments. So Moliari come up with two guys to take back the bed. When he got a look at the prosciutto ham hangin’ in the kitchen, the son of a bitch took it like it belonged to him. When he go to the door, he said to my mother somethin’ like, ‘I’ll take this; you don’t want your girls to sleep on the floor.’ But I fixed that shitheel good. About two months later, we knocked off his apartment and we grabbed over four hindered dollars. That was most expensive prosciutto the son of a bitch ever stole.”

The Last Testament of Lucky Luciano 

(via notgrungybitchin)

#oohhh noooo not the prosciutto story   #the prosciutto story HURTS ME   #I still feel kind of sad about this lack of prosciutto   #I get weird sentimental about things?? and this is one of them???   #I JUST FEEL SO SAD ABOUT THE DAMN HAM   #gangster history   #Charlie Luciano   #last testament   

harrowtwins:

Boardwalk Empire | color meme → Julia Sagorsky + pastels (requested by goatsandgangsters)

#EEEEEEE so pretty!!!!!!   #I feel like Julia has a very pastel personality   #and I mean that completely in a good way   #I know she has a bite to her but like pastels aren't all just pale and whimpy colors   #they're beautiful and they're gentle and they're really calming   #idk I have feelings about Julia and pastels   #julia sagorsky   #Boardwalk Empire   #otp: don't take any wooden nickels   #(I really like that otp tag it's super cute)   
Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

phantomprisoner24601:

THAT’S WHY THEN

#...shit   #this is surprisingly reassuring   #hp   #...even though I'm an American but SHH LET ME HAVE THIS   

color memenotgrungybitchin requested arnold + #1: pastels & pale

send me a character/ship/show + a palette!

#yaaaaaaay   #Arnold Rothsetin   #Boardwalk Empire   

Oh maannn time for confusing stories from Emeline’s new room!

So I woke up. Checked my phone. It said 5:03 AM but I was like, “aw man, I really need to use the bathroom.” I go into the hallway, the motion-detector lights switch on (which supports my belief that it’s 5:03 AM, because it seems like no one else is up yet), I do what I gotta do.

But I go back to bed and I’m like wooooow why am I so awake? I only fell asleep three hours ago I AM SO AWAKE WHAT IS GOING ON?? I check my phone. 5:03 AM. Okay, so my phone froze. That’s nothing new.

I take out the batteries, I wait for it to turn on, and suddenly it’s 12:55 PM. And I just kind of stare at it. Because that can’t be right either. I don’t often sleep that late, unless I was up until 4, which I wasn’t. Also it’s still really fucking dark outside there’s no way it nearly 1.

I peek around the blind. Nope, it’s definitely still dark. In disbelief, I turn on my laptop, which confirms that it’s 1 PM.

The lesson we learned here is that when you live on the 4th floor of a building, which is situated across a tiny alley from a 12 story building, there is no such thing as natural light and sunshine will never reach you and it will be dark forever. 

#I'm so confused   #I went from HONESTLY BELIEVING it was 5 AM   #because from behind the blinds was tiny and greyish   #like it IS AT 5 AM TYPICALLY   #to being told it's the height of sunshine hours on a beautiful lovely sunny day   #I'm still feeling very confused   
oh-snap-pro-choice:

southern-feminism:

kosmonaughtybarbie:

kateordie:

This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.

on point

A guy insulting his ex to “compliment” you is always a red flag.

If he says all his exes went crazy after a few months, realise that he was the only common factor. -Ash

oh-snap-pro-choice:

southern-feminism:

kosmonaughtybarbie:

kateordie:

This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.

on point

A guy insulting his ex to “compliment” you is always a red flag.

If he says all his exes went crazy after a few months, realise that he was the only common factor. -Ash
#misc. feminism   
When I looked around the neighborhood, I found out that kids wasn’t the only crooks. We was surrounded by crooks, and plenty of ’em was guys that were supposed to be legit, like the landlords and the storekeepers and the politicians and cops on the beat. All of ‘em was stealin’ from somebody. And we had the real pros, the old Dons from the old country, with their big black cars and mustaches to match. We used to make fun of them behind their backs, but our parents were scared to death of them. The only thing is, we knew they was rich, and rich was what counted, because the rich got away with anthin.’

The Last Testament of Lucky Luciano 

(via notgrungybitchin)

#for real though this is the most important   #everybody is corrupt and gangsters were living within that framework   #and they never would have escaped the povery of an oppressive system without going OUTSIDE the system   #and that's just so crucial to understanding all the things   #gangster history   #Charlie Luciano   #quotes   #last testament   

The original off-Broadway production of Bare: A Pop Opera opened April 19, 2004, ten years ago today.

#uggghh THIS SHOW   #musicals   #bare   
The first time I was locked up was like a fog to me. This was a place where you was supposed to learn that it was wrong not to go to school. They worked our asses off, just doin’ nothing.’ And what a kid learns in that place is how to steal better, or how to pick pockets, all that stuff. When I came out after four months, I knew school and me was through. I also knew I hated Brooklyn.

The Last Testament of Lucky Luciano 

(via notgrungybitchin)

#Charlie in Brooklyn Truant School hurts my heart   #not as much as Hampton Farms but STILL MY HEART IS HURTING   #ugghh little bb 14 year old Charlie PRECIOUS DELINQUNET   #Charlie Luciano   #gangster history   #last testament   

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

#...yep   #Hogwarts   #hp