This is 100% what everyone does in their room when they are alone, and this girl filmed it. Bravo.
this is my favorite video in all of human history
SCREENCAP MEME → Boardwalk Empire[5/12] Scenerygasm
I don’t like her ma’am,
I love her
I forgot that annoying part of college where you have to put on clothes to go get food
One time, we got a big prosciutto ham that was sent to my mother by a cousin in Lecara Friddi. We got all excited because it was the first package that ever come from home. My old man got out a hammer and opened up the crate, and there was a beautiful ham all wrapped up in burlap. We was ready to attack it right then, but mother said no, a prosciutto ham has to be hung up for a while so that the air could get at it and it wouldn’t be too soft.
The next day, a guy named Moliari knocked at our door after dinner. It was Tuesday, and he came to collect his dollar. He was a moneylender, the fat bastard, and he specialized in Sicilians. I think my old man had borrowed some money to buy a new bed for my sisters and he was about three or four weeks behind in payments. So Moliari come up with two guys to take back the bed. When he got a look at the prosciutto ham hangin’ in the kitchen, the son of a bitch took it like it belonged to him. When he go to the door, he said to my mother somethin’ like, ‘I’ll take this; you don’t want your girls to sleep on the floor.’ But I fixed that shitheel good. About two months later, we knocked off his apartment and we grabbed over four hindered dollars. That was most expensive prosciutto the son of a bitch ever stole.”
THAT’S WHY THEN
Oh maannn time for confusing stories from Emeline’s new room!
So I woke up. Checked my phone. It said 5:03 AM but I was like, “aw man, I really need to use the bathroom.” I go into the hallway, the motion-detector lights switch on (which supports my belief that it’s 5:03 AM, because it seems like no one else is up yet), I do what I gotta do.
But I go back to bed and I’m like wooooow why am I so awake? I only fell asleep three hours ago I AM SO AWAKE WHAT IS GOING ON?? I check my phone. 5:03 AM. Okay, so my phone froze. That’s nothing new.
I take out the batteries, I wait for it to turn on, and suddenly it’s 12:55 PM. And I just kind of stare at it. Because that can’t be right either. I don’t often sleep that late, unless I was up until 4, which I wasn’t. Also it’s still really fucking dark outside there’s no way it nearly 1.
I peek around the blind. Nope, it’s definitely still dark. In disbelief, I turn on my laptop, which confirms that it’s 1 PM.
The lesson we learned here is that when you live on the 4th floor of a building, which is situated across a tiny alley from a 12 story building, there is no such thing as natural light and sunshine will never reach you and it will be dark forever.
This comic is about how there are two sides to every story.
A guy insulting his ex to “compliment” you is always a red flag.If he says all his exes went crazy after a few months, realise that he was the only common factor. -Ash
The original off-Broadway production of Bare: A Pop Opera opened April 19, 2004, ten years ago today.